Anonymous asked: it's nice to know that i know you keep it shaven and clean down there. mmm.
Erm excuse me? that’s slightly disturbing.
- Drive me round in your car.
- Buy me sweets.
- Kiss my forehead and stroke my hair.
- Respect me!! Be a gentleman!!
- Understand that I’m not perfect and I will make mistakes and get moody from time to time. I’m only human you know.
- I like being the big spoon okay. Even if I am a lot smaller than you.
Anonymous asked: *sucks in gut* for you baby... I could be
Hahahaha you joker :’)
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Anonymous asked: I'll get back to you on that six foot bearded thing... are you willing to accept applicants wearing stilts and a pencil-mustachio?
Lmao!! But are you hench? :P